Pickling Time and Chunking Kale

A distressed mommy barges right into a Rabbi’& rsquo; s study: & ldquo; Rabbi, my child has actually gone meshuge (crazy)!”

“& rdquo; & ldquo; Cool down, girl, have you taken him to a specialist? What makes you believe that?”

“& rdquo; & ldquo; Specialist-shmeshalist! Who needs specialists? I am a mom, I know!”

“& rdquo; & ldquo; Yet, dear woman, what does he do?”

“& rdquo; & ldquo; Oy, Rabbi, he consumes pigs and also dancings with girls!”

“& rdquo; – & ldquo; Pay attention, & rdquo;– says the Rabbi with a sigh,– & ldquo; If it were the other way around, that is, if he were dancing with pigs and also eating ladies, you would have a cause to worry. As it is, he is young and is just experiencing a stage.”

& rdquo; However, also the wonderful Salvador Dali could not generate a method of pickling time or protecting it in otherwise. For that reason, we’& rsquo; ll need to pay attention to the Rabbi and also do it “& ldquo; the other way around.” & rdquo; We & rsquo; ll pickle kale, as well as we’& rsquo;