Apple Inc. has developed a new high tech toilet. The details are not yet clear, but the company is torn between two names for the new device: Either the iPood, or the iPeed.
Computers are like air conditioners. They work fine until you start opening windows.
Computers can never replace humans. They may become capable of artificial intelligence, but they will never master real stupidity.
Q: What do you call a group of security guards in front of a Samsung store?
A: Guardians of the Galaxy.
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